Obama Urges Supporters to Stomp Home Message of Hope

I swear that Iowahawk writes some of the best satire in the entire blogosphere.

“Righty right, me malenky droogs,” said Obama, nonchalantly spinning a steel baton while pacing the stage before a packed audience at a Las Vegas baseball stadium. “Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are all invited. I want you to talk to them whether they are independent or whether they are Republican. I want you to argue with them and get in their faces, with bootsie-woots if thou it suits.”

[From iowahawk: Clockwork O-Rage as Obama Urges Supporters to Stomp Home Message of Hope]

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