Driving Hazards

He apparently was using his cell phone in hands free mode… no word from Californian State Senator Joe Simitian on when he will be introducing new legislation aimed at this dangerous new trend.

On the evening of July 30th, Boppre fell off the wagon in a serious way. It started out with booze and ended with Boppre crashing into a parked car, speeding, drunk, high on crack, and masturbating naked with a similarly nude hooker, who was also masturbating.

[From Offbeat News: Drunk, High, Naked Driver Crashes Into Parked Car While Masturbating… But Wait, There’s More!]

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