Coalition for Peace

I almost wish I could make stuff up like this, but after watching The War I find little humor in it.

The government in Harare confirmed President Robert Mugabe and his Iranian counterpart Mahmoud Ahmadinejad discussed the formation of such a coalition on the sidelines of the UN General Assembly in New York.

"Our leaders are saying there is a need for like-minded countries to come together and form a coalition that will discuss constructive developmental issues."

I’m positive that Burma now has the necessary credentials to join, and Sudan will no doubt be in the leadership’s executive council. Mugabe can host a bar camp style sleepover discussing such pressing topics as "cost effective currency printing when inflation hits 9,000%" and "how to ruin your economy in less than 5 years".